Dead Beat Dates Deities Frances Reed has kissed a lot of toads but has yet to find her prince Recovering from another disappointing date that not even three margaritas could improve she consoles herself by shopping at her

  • Title: Dead Beat Dates & Deities
  • Author: J.C. Wing
  • ISBN: 9781533243843
  • Page: 153
  • Format: Paperback
  • Frances Reed has kissed a lot of toads, but has yet to find her prince Recovering from another disappointing date that not even three margaritas could improve, she consoles herself by shopping at her favorite lingerie shop, Cupid s Closet Before she can get to the Aphrodite Ultra Sleek push up bras, she trips headfirst into the decorative Aphrodite fountain Lying in theFrances Reed has kissed a lot of toads, but has yet to find her prince Recovering from another disappointing date that not even three margaritas could improve, she consoles herself by shopping at her favorite lingerie shop, Cupid s Closet Before she can get to the Aphrodite Ultra Sleek push up bras, she trips headfirst into the decorative Aphrodite fountain Lying in the fountain bleeding, Frances watches the stone deity come to life Angry, Aphrodite berates her for damaging her shell and for being an unworthy descendant Wait What A descendant of Aphrodite Later, after her hunky paramedic falls for her best friend, and a spark is ignited between her mom and her doctor, it becomes apparent that people fall in love when in Frances presence She s just got two questions what in the world is a goddess born of the sea doing in Tornado Alley And why can Frances make love connections for everyone in town but herself Aphrodite may have given her the gift of matchmaking, but it will take Cupid to teach her how to use it.

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    About "J.C. Wing"

    1. J.C. Wing

      J.C Wing is a novelist, a homeschooling mom and the co owner of Wing Family Editing She has worked as a staff writer and editor for A H Publishing, as well as Kids 411 magazine, and has taught creative writing and poetry workshops for children aged 7 12 She also worked as an editor and proofreader for Booktrope Publishing In 2012, J.C published her debut novel, The Color of Thunder She has since introduced readers to her Gannon Family Series with Alabama Skye and A Skye Full of Stars The much anticipated third installment of this series, Under a Southern Skye, will be published in 2017 This year, J.C celebrated the release of Dead Beat Dates Deities, the first novel in her Goddess of Tornado Alley romantic comedy trilogy.Although she is a Colorado native, J.C has made her home in North Carolina and southwest Germany She studied English and literature at Front Range Community College in Colorado, and children s literature at The Institute of Children s Literature in Connecticut Along with her husband and two teen aged children, she also lives with a seventeen pound cat named Mouse and Phoebe and Ursula, her two chocolate lab puppies.

    577 thoughts on “Dead Beat Dates & Deities”

    1. Once again J C Wing demonstrates what an accomplished writer she is with this strangely quirky tale of Frances June Reed, aka Frank, a young woman who spends life feeling just how unlucky in love can one be? The intriguing and compelling opening had this reader hooked when it involved the Greek goddess Aphrodite, the lingerie department of an upmarket store and medical attentions from a dishy paramedic. From this first disastrous day Frank sets out on a weird voyage of discovery about herself, w [...]


    2. Dead Beat Dates and Deities is a fun, silly, enjoyable read. Just when you wonder where J C Wing can possibly take this story you are surprised by the next turn of events. So looking forward to the second installment of Frankie's adventures. Maybe she will be able to find Muffin's true love so he will be nicer to her. I am with Frankie -lime margaritas are the best! If you are looking for a lighthearted, feel good, entertaining book that will make you chuckle out loud then you will so enjoy Dead [...]


    3. I received an ARC of this book in return for an honest review.If you are looking for a light, fun summer read this is the book for you. J.C. Wing has taken a breather from her Alabama Sky series to write her first book in a new series, entitled Goddess of Tornado Alley. .My synopsis:There once was a girl named Frankie who struggled finding the right man for hanky-panky. After a date that went sour she chose to shop for an hour. Loses her expensive heel in a fall as she shops in the mall.Ok,Ok, t [...]


    4. I received a free copy in exchange for an honest reviewShe's cute, she's funny, and she's a mess. Frances June Reed, Frank as she's know to her friends, is about to discover there is a whole lot more that makes her special than the 119 pairs of shoes in her closet. A sparkling romantic comedy, Dead Beat Dates & Deities, JC Wing's first book in the Goddess of Tornado Alley series keeps you laughing out loud and leaves you crying for more. I can't wait to find out what sort of trouble Frankie [...]


    5. JC Wing weaves a love story with wonderfully developed characters and she sprinkles in some mythology which work well with this book. Frank is a character that most women can surely relate to with her awkwardness, self consciousness, flaws, and she can be a complete hot mess but she's loveable nonetheless. Ella and Archer help her discover things about herself. This book is well written. I love the way JC weaves mythology into the story. I love stories about Aphrodite, Zeus, Cupid, Archer and so [...]


    6. If you love the gods and goddesses and comedy, then you are for sure going to LOVE this book. It is full of lots of clumsy, funny, quirky characters that you will just fall in love with. You will bust a gut laughing at their antics and won't be able to put the book down until you are finished. Great job. J.C!!I received this ARC in exchange for an honest review!


    7. A joy to read. Frank is awesome and the whole story is cackle-worthy. I couldn't stop giggling. Rosalie was hilarious as well. The book left me with a warm fuzzy feeling and a strange desire to go shoe shopping. Highly recommended. Read it!


    8. First in series first read by this author.Ok so this book took me a few attempts to read( normally I'm a super reader I'm a couple of books a day person ).e premise got me all excited and I really liked the concept of the story but by 50% not a whole lot was going on except frank's annoying 'friend' and her continuous jibes, the same joke about aphrodities bra and lime margarita's. Which were unfunny. BY what felt like the 20th time. Eventually Lots of flirting between archer ( Eros ) and franki [...]


    9. I cannot remember the last time I read a book that had me in stitches!! Honestly this book is so damn funny, you HAVE got to read it!! Frankie's life is just a comedy of errors, from bad dates to a mother who is constantly telling everyone that Frankie's father is deceased, and a dog that wants to eat her. You would think that she had enough going on in her liferight? Nope! Frankie falls into a fountain and hits head her, then things really start to liven up!! Throw in a smart mouthed best frien [...]


    10. A mythic mix of gods and laughter I loved it! I would recommend this book - without reservation - to any reader! Whether you want comedic action, or romance (note: I said 'romance' NOTsexual calisthenics) or an enjoyable read, then this is the book you have been looking for. Grab it! Right now!! And brace yourself for a wonderful time of laugh out loud fun. I'm going to download the second book right now!


    11. Great storyline with well defined characters that pulled me right into their story from the very beginning and kept me totally enthralled until the very end!I voluntarily reviewed an advanced reader copy of this book.


    12. What a fun romp this was to read! fun story, relateable characters and I loved the mythology and the twists and turns of the story. Didn't realize it was YA, I'm considerably older than that! and enjoyed it.


    13. WonderfulWhat a wonderful story with a twist! Definitely a refreshing read. I can't wait to read what happens next! I do hope Archer is her man.


    14. I received an ARC of this book in exchange for an honest review. I absolutely loved this book. It was a light, funny, easy read. This is a new genre for me and it kept me interested and giggling often. Another J.C. Wing book you need to be sure to purchase and read!


    15. Very enjoyable read. After hitting her head and falling into fountain inside a lingerie store at the mall, Frank not only receives a concussion but also a gift for matchmaking. With true love all around, her own lack of decent romantic partner is evident. Until Eros, the god of love enters her life to provide even more confusion. Great story.


    16. Magic TrainJ.C. Wing has done it again with a well written, hilarious, spontaneous and love making novel. This novel Dead Beat Dates & Deities is well beyond what she has written before in her author career, but it is a splendid change of pace. JC knows how she wants her characters to come across and seems to read her readers minds. Not one part of this book would make anyone put it down that is a solid fact.Frank the main character has been through hell in back with in a weeks span. She lea [...]


    17. Dead Beat Dates and Deities is a humorous, romance novel that will bring you tons of enjoyment.From the very beginning, I was hooked on the story. The author does a wonderful job of showcasing the humor aspects while focusing on the romance of the story. Reading the book, I kept imagining the scenes playing out like one of those romantic comedy movies.Frankie is a character that I love. I could relate to her as she’s been unlucky in love. As for Archer aka Cupid, I liked how he was a bit of a [...]


    18. Frank is a clumsy woman with a shoe and lingerie fetish that acquires a gift from her goddess Aphrodite. In a series of mishaps Frank learns more about Greek mythology than one would want to. I loved the story, Frank had me laughing and wanting to look up to see where I fall in the great line of history. The best part for me was the spawn of Satan that would attack her when she got the mail. A cute German Shepard. Over all with the satire her mother provides, the quips from her best friend and t [...]


    19. I absolutely loved this book. I literally could not put it down. Frank is just awesome and the rest of the cast is great too. I'm pretty sure I love them all! Frank is so relatable. Not only is it a great love story (Well, many love stories actually. You have to read it to understand.), it's hilarious too!! This is one of the few books that I am definitely going to reread. I tore thru it the first time, I hope to slow the pace down the second time.A must read and I can't wait for the next one!


    20. This was such a fun read and I loved it! There is romance, humor, awkwardness, and great relationship dynamics throughout and the friendship between Frank and Ella is to be envied. I actually laughed out loud several times while reading this and the touch of mythology is perfect. I can't wait to find out what happens next. I highly recommend this and think it could easily compete for one of the best romantic comedies out there!


    21. 5.0 out of 5 stars This was a really fun book. Lots of laughs, July 13, 2016By Corrina HicksEdit ReviewDelete ReviewVerified Purchase(What's this?)This review is from: Dead Beat Dates & Deities (Goddess of Tornado Alley Book 1) (Kindle Edition)This was a really fun book. Lots of laughs, shoes, and an abundance of love. Loved the characters and the deities.



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